Task: Generate Distracted Boyfriend meme with mechanical steampunk ducks in airport terminal / Solari split-flap departure board aesthetic.
Layout: Classic Distracted Boyfriend three-character composition.
CENTER duck (distracted boyfriend): Mechanical steampunk duck in airport traveler outfit — brass body, gear-jointed wings, rolling suitcase beside it. Head turned sharply to look at the LEFT duck with wide goggle eyes. Expression: completely captivated, jaw dropped, steam venting from excitement ports.
RIGHT duck (ignored girlfriend): Mechanical steampunk duck labeled with airport baggage tag reading: "NORMAL SUITCASE" — neat, sensible, rolling luggage duck, looking betrayed and offended.
LEFT duck (temptress): Mechanical steampunk duck made entirely out of bizarre lost luggage items — one arm is a ROBOT ARM, one leg is a BIONIC KNEE, wearing a BEEKEEPING SUIT hat/veil, holding a METEORITE. This duck is absolute chaos. Label tag reading: "UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE"
Text labels on each duck in Solari split-flap display font (white on black flip-board tiles):
- Center duck: "ME AT BAGGAGE CLAIM"
- Right duck: "MY ACTUAL SUITCASE"
- Left duck: "A ROBOT, A BIONIC KNEE, A METEORITE, AND A BEEKEEPING SUIT"
Overall aesthetic: Airport terminal / Solari split-flap departure board aesthetic — high contrast black and white / amber on black color scheme, clean Helvetica-style sans-serif typography, airport signage design language, split-flap letter tiles texture on text elements, terminal announcement board style, fluorescent lighting feel, linoleum floor tiles, overhead airport terminal architecture in background.
Background: Airport baggage claim hall — rubber conveyor belt carousel visible, overhead arrival/departure screens, fluorescent lights, generic airport architecture, sterile terminal aesthetic.
Style: Airport terminal signage / Solari split-flap departure board — high contrast black/amber/white palette, clean sans-serif typography, flip-board tile texture on labels, terminal signage design language, fluorescent airport lighting.
Composition: Classic three-character Distracted Boyfriend horizontal layout, 16:9 landscape aspect ratio, airport terminal environment.